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During your first time
in bed as a couple (or heck, during a one night stand) there are a few things
to make sure you avoid doing under the sheets.
Once you’re in a
serous, loving relationship, having sex on the regular can easily become
monotonous if you’re not careful. Sex should always be enjoyable - whether
you’re feeling emotional as you express your deep love or frisky, just working
at reaching the ultimate “oh”. Avoid
these moves in the bedroom to keep you and your lover happy. Don’t…
Act bored. Sex should
always be a good time. Passion, romance and at times, pure animal instinct. Getting
the impression that you’d rather be watching The Big Bang Theory as you doze
off into space or look at the clock will crush his self-esteem (and
performance).
Be a Paris
Hilton. Lying on your back like a dead
fish (or trashy reality star), letting the other person do all the work, is so
annoying.
Ask too many
questions. “Is this ok?” Is this good for you?” “Do you like this?” “How about
this?” “Faster?” “Slower?” These questions are distracting and ruin the mood,
right? Right? Right? (Yes, I thought so too).
Be selfish.
He just did that thing you loooove, so go ahead and give him what he wants too
(within kinky reason, of course). Reciprocation is key.
Be as quiet as a
mouse. Of course you should whisper when
you’ve got roommates in a tiny East Village apartment, but keeping quiet to the
point of making your partner want to check if you’re even breathing is creepy. Soft moans are better than dead silence.
Talk about how your ex
did it. Do not ever, ever bring up an ex or past lover when you’re in mid-romp.
Ever.
Scream the wrong name.
Again, don’t bring up an ex, even if by mistake. Concentrate on the person you
love. Passionately calling your lover another name will ruin the mood (and
possibly start a full on fight).
What do you avoid in bed? xo
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