Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Shit Girlfriends Say


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The tremendous YouTube and social media success of Shit Girls Say (and all of the brilliant copycat videos), inspired me to compile a Shit Bloggers Say list. With all of the fun feedback from readers and tweeters, my guy (and writer/editor) decided it was time to take the known girly phrases a step further. Read on for "Shit Girlfriends Say" to their boyfriends...

“Nothing’s wrong.”
“I’m fine.”
“If I order this, will you eat some of it?”
“Will you share this with me?”
“Babe?”
“Babe!”
“Babe??”
“Does this make me look fat?”
“Will you rub my feet?”
“Can you get me some water?”
“Call me when you get there.”
“Why didn’t you call me?”
“Hold my hand.”
“Are you embarrassed by me?”
“Will you still love me when I’m old?”
“Will you still love me if I get fat?”
“We look so cute together.”
“What are you wearing?”
“Are you wearing that?”
“Can you open the window?”
“Can you close the window?”
“I don’t know. What do you want?”
“Is she prettier than me?”
“Why haven’t I met your mother?”
“I don’t think your mother likes me.”
"What are you thinking about right now?"
"Are you listening?"
"Did you hear what I said?"
"What did I just say?"

What stereotypical stuff do you catch yourself saying to your boyfriend? xo

Guest post list written by James Stewart-Meudt
*Disclaimer: This confident woman does not ask all of those questions to her man.

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