Monday, May 2, 2011

Do's and Don'ts: Online Dating Photos

As I recently mentioned here, I have yet to try online dating.  But, so many of my girlfriends are meeting men in the virtual world.  If you're a dude searching for a relationship online, please follow these Do's and Don'ts when posting photos to attract the ladies.
DON'T post 12 self taken photos in a mirror or in front of your laptop.  Really, you don’t have any friends or family that you take pictures with or that have taken a picture of you?  Makes me wonder - do you have friends?

DO Crop your friends out of photos.  Let's be honest, you would feel shitty if I messaged you asking about your hot friend wouldn't you?  And well, I just might.

DON’T post pictures of you with a sexy girl.  Yes, that may be your sister, but unless you clarify this, I am going to think the blonde bimbo standing next to you with her vajayjay practically falling out of her dress is your friend that I have to compete with, and I don’t have the time or energy (or the equally slutty clothing).

DON’T post a picture of you in your underwear or with your pants so low that I can practically see your you-know-what.  Although you do have a sick body, it doesn’t make me feel better about mine and it sure as hell does not make me want to immediately take my clothes off and walk around naked in front you.  I won’t be able to do that until I hit the gym for at least 6 months.  Also, where's the mystery if I've already been this close to your dick?

DO post pictures of you close up.  Let’s be honest, I am most likely looking at your photo to see if I'm even attracted to you before I start reading about you and your life.  If I can’t see a picture of you do you really think I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume you’re really hot?  The picture is far away because of how ugly you actually are, right?

DON’T post pictures of random things.  I don’t care what your apartment looks like, how nice your car is or what the Egyptian pyramids look like.

DO post more than one photo.   Epecially if it’s with you and a buddy.  I might assume you are the other guy and when I find out the truth, I may be disappointed if your bro is hotter.

DON’T post a million pictures.  I think I get it after 3 or 4.  You're just in love with yourself aren’t you?

What do you love or hate about online dating profile photos? xo

Guest Blogger: Marisa

15 comments:

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